Republican Candidate Newt Gingrich Plans to Occupy Moon by 2020
In an apparent attempt to satisfy voters in the Kennedy Space Center region of Florida, Newt Gingrich the former Speaker of the House, promised during a campaign speech to not only occupy but also make the moon, the 51st state of the union. Moon men, Martians, and…
Navy Seal Team 6 Safely Rescues Two Hostages in Somalia
January 25 – The Navy Seals Team 6 utilized during the Osama Bin Laden operations in Pakistan last year, yesterday performed a daring hostage rescue in Somalia freeing two hostages. The hostages, aid workers an American and Dane were rescued during a gun battle last night of…
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Resigns Promises to Return
Washington, DC (Jan 25) – Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords today, resigned the House of Representatives to focus on her recovery. In her final official act as a member of Congress, the Rep. Giffords introduced a bill, her final piece of legislation H.R. 3801 imposing penalties on smugglers that…
Republican Candidate Newt Gingrich Plans to Occupy Moon by 2020
In an apparent attempt to satisfy voters in the Kennedy Space Center region of Florida, Newt Gingrich the former Speaker of…
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords Resigns Promises to Return
Washington, DC (Jan 25) – Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords today, resigned the House of Representatives to focus on her recovery. In her…
