Posts tagged as: conservative

UK General Election 2010 | One Day Away

Blair was in the news today trying to salvage the Labour campaign, which is like the Conservative party dragging that horrid old boot Thatcher from whatever corner of hell she is currently waiting to die in and getting her to plead with the people she screwed over to stand by her party

Mainlining False Promises | The UK Debates

I guess it comes down to my inabilty to be patriotic or a nationalist, that is to lump yourself in with people you haven’t met, which is just dumb. Anyway, I hate Braveheart, it’s about as historically accurate as a creationists handbook.

You Can't Start a Revolution Without a Lighter

This week saw the release of the Manifestos. Labour’s front cover looks like a communist paint by numbers, while the front cover of the Conservative Manifesto looks like a childrens book from a George Orwell novel…

David Cameron and His Party Hate Gay People

So you can’t be a Christian and be against homosexuality, it’s a new rule that came in since the Pope was proven to be a sinner who looked the other way when he knew this was going on… Now find something else to moan about…

Facebook to sue The Daily Mail

The Guardian newspaper here in the UK is today reporting of possible legal action by Facebook against the Daily Mail after the trashy rag claimed that “within seconds” of young girls setting up a profile, Internet paedophiles would be clambering to flash their collective peni at the unfortunate young lady who just wants to throw imaginary sheep at her friends or play on a fake farm for no reason other than it’s cool, apparently.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

I don’t have a degree in economics, I don’t have a degree in anything come to mention it… But even I know that if everyone stopped spending then the only thing that will happen is more businesses will shut down

The GOP Conservative Hypocrisy

It was another beautiful winter’s morning in the Southwestern United States and I decided to take a walk through conservative-land.  Almost 2 out of every 3 people in Arizona vote Republican.  Anyhow, my walk took me to the most random of locations: Pet Smart.  For our international guests, Pet Smart is a unique Pet Supply store that also [...]

The Queens Speech and other Business 09

The Queen delivered her speech at the State Opening of Parliament last week, the speech is to outline the Parliaments agenda for the coming year and highlight the Governments main policies. It is an excuse to let it appear that the Queen is still relevant, and also for the extraneous old men who run the country to dress up like Santa Claus.

You can't really call it a choice.

Labour and Conservative have no noticable differences any more, once they did, but now those lines have faded. They even look the same now. Tony Blair, whose political alliances were bought by the highest bidder (he led Labour to victory, despite being a staunch Conservative), is probably to blame for the blurred lines. Along with everything else he is guilty of.