Santorum Wins Big Following Trump Endorsement of Romney

Washington, DC (Feb 8) – Rick Santorum swept Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri last night with little mystery behind the victories. Only days prior to the shift in right-wingers easily swayed minds, the Donald, had endorsed the former governor of Massachusetts, Mitt Romney.

In addition, of course, Santorum finds this victory nothing short of a full pledge of support from the nations “conservatives” and a ticket to the White House in 2013. Can this country possibly get any worse? Will the nation’s masses of undereducated, pig-farmers, and racists once again hand-over power of this once proud nation to the far right? Only time will tell.

One thing is for certain, the nations TEA (Totally unEducated Americans) Partiers are without a doubt, drunk with victory following the evening’s results. Image this, a Romney/Santorum ticket in the fall, a former governor whom created the nation’s first mandatory health insurance laws, teamed with a person backed by a group of morons that feel, eliminating entitlements, and reducing taxes will solve the nations woes.

The Tea Party’s best plans to save the nation’s economy includes planting more money trees along Pennsylvania Avenue and send their followers out every spring to simply pluck the dollars from the trees to finance the nation, and live happily ever after. Morons!!!!

The answer to the question plaguing all Americans is simple, “Yes, It can get worse!”