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UK (Oct 7) – The Westboro Baptist Church, for anyone who does not know, is a despicable bunch of delusional inbred maniacs. They have long confused being righteous with being total pricks.
Each day Fred Phelps, whose status as Reverend is completely made up, and whose mother first met his father in the womb, leads them further into the abyss. The overuse of the word ‘controversial’ in the media is not only a gross under-statement, but also the wrong “C” word to use.
They receive a lot of press, mainly bad. They have many beliefs, mainly ridiculous, and they have a few followers, all with some fairly serious mental problem.
Known primarily for their love of picketing funerals of dead soldiers, they have little fans out with the incestuous circle that they call a church. They hate everyone who is not part of their messed up gene pool.
Yesterday the US Supreme Court heard a tricky case, in which the Church cited the 1st amendment, their right to religious freedom, a religious freedom to picket a family burying their son.
It is worth pointing out that the second amendment is the right to bear arms. I am not calling for the murder of simpletons. As dangerous as they are, this is not Nazi Germany. Nevertheless, I doubt anyone would hang about to picket an armed funeral.
I know little about the amendments to the constitution, like when the last one was made etc, but I think it is time to introduce another one. Stick it on at the end; make it read ‘don’t be a dick’. The actions of the Westboro Baptist Church are very dickish, the entire group is made up of brainwashed, slightly simple, ears at different levels of their odd shaped head, religious maniacs.
Among the long list of things that GOD!!! (On the other hand, Fred Phelps) hates, gay people, the military, everyone Phelps has not sired and the Swedish.
People they admire; Saddam Hussein and Al Gore. Exactly.
Albert Snyder, the father of Matthew Snyder, the dead soldier whose funeral was interrupted and ruined by these people was awarded $10 million by a Baltimore court, later lowered to $5 million.
The Church was out in force at the Supreme Court yesterday, which was the main event after they warmed up on Saturday night by protesting at a Lady Gaga gig. Lady Gaga warned her fans that the hate-filled church was protesting outside, and urged them not to get involved, stating “we preach love and unity.” Her fans turned out with gay pride flags, and mock pickets stating the “God Hates Figs,” a play on the Phelps’ most famous war cry and URL of their website ‘god hates fags’.
I have tried my best to put some news into this article. However, to be honest there is not much. I just cannot stop myself from writing this, much like the Phelps’ desire to picket funerals by day, and stage ‘who has the most fingers’ competitions by night.
Fred Phelps is a disgraced lawyer with an ego that Pat Robertson would cringe at, he is a child abuser and criminal. If he, or his despicable excuse for a church pickets the funeral of someone you love, don’t try to act like the bigger person, obey the God of impulse, march on over to them, take one of those pickets and stuff-it where the sun does not shine. Slap one of those small, ignorant, brainwashed children across the rear-end and let them know at a young age that being a mean gets you a spanking.
These people shouldn’t be allowed to hide behind any amendment, the Westboro Baptist Church is a front, if a God hates gay people, or Swedes, or black people then not only is that God not a God, but he is also a total demon.
The Phelps’ and the Westboro Baptist Church are the perfect example of what happens when people of low intelligence try to understand religion. When you read at the level of a slightly dim 4 year old, the bible is maybe too much to comprehend, may I recommend something with pop up pages.
henry hunter – WorldNewsVine Scotland