International Burn A Quran Day May Turn Out All Wet

Gainesville, FL (Sept 9) – As the State Department has issued warnings to U.S. citizens traveling abroad, and President Obama stating that burning the Quran will anger terrorists placing the military at risk, it would appear that the local fire department has come to the rescue of the ancient novel.

Reports have come in today stating that Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Church may wind up “all wet” if he attempts to bring his “International Burn a Quran Day” bonfire to fruition.

With the world on the edge of total panic over this once planned weenie roast, consisting of reprints of the ancient fiction and religious novel the Quran, followers of Jones, as well as himself, face possible prosecution for violating local laws, which require a burn permit for outdoor fires.

Unless the Reverend cleverly moves his ritual indoors, out of reach of local ordinances, the local fire department plans to douse the outdoor blaze before it even starts.

The entire plan has Interpol issuing alerts as, predictions that many Muslims will find the planned cookout to be of personal violation to which, they will be obligated to go on a murderous crime spree in retaliation of the Reverends own personal beliefs.

Seems fairly outrageous on either side moreover, it seems that in these modern times that the world’s population still must live in fear over one religions beliefs over the actions of one person, is appalling.

In light of the entire situation, rest assured any planned marshmallow and weenie roast at the church this coming Saturday will be plagued by more than ants spoiling the outing as, a couple hundred gallons of water should certainly spoil the days planned events.

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