Desperation is a stinky cologne.

After the attempted coup within the Labour party only last week, and a series of other monumental catastrophes regarding their public image, the likelihood of David Cameron becoming the next Prime Minister is becoming more and more realistic.  Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt, in trying to take over the party have condemned us, the tax paying public, to a fate worse than Labour…  A conservative government in a time of crisis…  Not only an economical crisis , but also the perception of Britain on the World stage, as a nation willing to throw their weight about in any conflict.  Labour are making things very difficult for themselves, and us.

David Cameron would have you believe, through a series of terrible billboard adverts, in which he is looking directly at us, with that dumb, clueless look in his eyes that I last saw when I showed my dog a card trick .  “We can’t go on like this” says the slogan running along side his infuriating face…  His choice of open collar, no tie must have sounded like a great idea when one of his many lapdogs told him in his office that it would be a great way to speak to the people…  Showing us that he is not a classic tory, that he is dusting off the stuffy perception that the public holds for a party who have, among other disgusting traits, a history of self preservation…  All by not wearing a tie…

Look chaps, no tie, I am one of the fellows.

Cameron would have you believe cutting down in spending is the best way to help the economy…  I don’t have a degree in economics, I don’t have a degree in anything come to mention it…  But even I know that if everyone stopped spending then the only thing that will happen is more businesses will shut down, more banks will need bailed out and taxes will go up to ensure that MPs can continue to live like they think they deserve to.  It pains me to think that this vacant eyed, confused and clueless Conservative leader will take power solely because the Labour Government can’t hold it together for another few months…  It would not take a mass advertising campaign to ensure victory for Labour, just the perception that they are a unit…  Not a collection of fractured factions intent on defeating themselves with in fighting.  This could be down to bad leadership on behalf of Brown, but in a world of liars and cheats even a great leader could be ousted by a small group of ambitious, egotistical MPs…  That is not to say Brown is a great leader…  But in comparison to Cameron, Brown is Churchill, JFK and Jock Stein all rolled into one.  (Don’t worry if you haven’t heard of that last one…  That’s what Wiki was invented for.)

During the last two decades Ireland was used as an example of Cameron’s idea of economics…  low taxes and near-total deregulation, and the man himself always maintained that it would work as a model for what Britain should do to save itself…  It didn’t work out like that, infact it went completely wrong and the biggest bank in Ireland recieved a bailout that matches the money taken in taxes in 2009, 30 billion Euros.  If you compare the disaster that is Ireland’s economy  to China, whose economy is now on the up thanks to a leader who saw tightening the belt, and cutting spending as an error that would eventually have broken his empire…  It is clear what avenue we should be taking.  Cameron is either a complete idiot, or he wants to rid this country of small business in favour of massive corporations, like Tesco, who are intent on providing everything you need under their banner…  It could be, and most likely is, a mixture of the two…  Heavy on the idiot, with a twist of evil.

If Cameron wins, it will be a victory ushering in a change, that’s his slogan, right?  Change…  The British Obama wants to change the way we run things…  Which would be good if he wasn’t so dilusional and misinformed.  He is right though, we do need change, but unfortunately for him the change we need is to rid ourselves of people like him.

Henry Hunter – WorldNewsVine Scotland

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